Did you ever think, when you ate Chinese
It wasnt pork or chicken but a fat siamese...
The food was good, so I wont complain
But that isnt chicken in my chicken chow mein
I thought I had ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.... he's purring there on my fork.
The cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place I eat at everday at noon
They can feed you cat and you'd never know
Once they wrap it up in dough.... they fry it crisp in dough
Chow Lin was stiff so I wanted more...
But he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appitite
Theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When i swear i heard it mew, so that is when i knew....
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think i gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But its purring there on my fork... yes its purring there on my fork